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How Desi Are You?

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Sent to the Old Clothes Cupboard
Donated to the Poor
Given away to friends and family
NEW POCHA

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First check all the different things on the menu
First go to your favourite food
First check the prices
GOLGAPPA OR DEATH

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Hi (first name), so nice to make your acquaintance
Nice to meet you Mrs. (last name)
You don’t say anything
Hi aunty, hi Uncle” (because everyone is aunty or uncle)

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At a party with your parents
At a bar
At a friend's house / car / college
If Anyone Asks Me To Say This In Public I Have Never Had A Drink In My Life

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Wrong!

An artist or a musician or pirate
An astronaut or doctor
Dilip Kumar
Whatever My Parents Would Approve Of And I Have Not Yet Achieved This Despite My Engineering Degree

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A union of two grown adults in love deciding to spend their lives together
A pragmatic decision to make after being with your partner for a long time
The right thing to do after getting settled so you have security and can build a family
The only way you will be allowed to move out of your parent’s’ house

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An intimate ceremony of just a few friends and family at a small-venue
A small celebration with friends and family after a quick religious ceremony
Some religious rituals you don’t really believe in but everyone you know will be invited to the reception
Finally spending the money your parents have been saving up for this day for their entire lives on the best celebration affordable as an extravaganza for your entire extended community

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Ways of Being Desi is a brilliant, provocative and deeply honest exploration of the ingredients that make us who we are.

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